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A Dose of Reality
Written by Keiko
Genre Romance/Humor/Drama
Rating pg-13
Summary: She watched the soaps. Women had to chose between the men that they loved the most. She never thought that would be her. But when reality comes in for a landing, and Anna is at her worst, who will she choose? YohXAnna, HaoXAnna, RenXAnna.
Chapters so far: 5



Chapter 1: Unlikley Thoughts


Chapter one: Unlikely thoughts

"Please Radz, I don't want choose between you and Jasper!" Shannon screamed.

"No, Shannon. You have to choose NOW!" Radz shouted back.

"What a cheesy show", snuffed Kyouyama Anna as she took a bite out of a new snack called Orange Snakums.

"All My Adolescent Human Beings will be right back" the tv………….uh said.

Then an annoying commercial jingle stated to play on the tv.

"Orange Snakums!! The newest way to eat your oranges. Take them anywhere! To work! To school! To the bathroom! Orange Snakums!!! LAAAAA!!! Containsnorealfoodorartificialflavoringthisproductwasactuallymadebylittleelvesthatweforcedintosweatshopstherealthingyouareeatingaredeadelfcorpses."

Disregarding the commercial, Anna took another bite of her new snack.

It had been of what seemed to be a normal day at the Asakura household. Yoh was out with Manta and Horo. Ren was busy having an argument with Hao. About what? Nobody knows.

Anyways, when days get like this, boring, Anna chooses to just be alone and watch tv. It's not like anyone cares anyway.

"Oh! Hello Anna!" a female voice called.

"Oh…hi Tamao" Anna called back.

"Why are you-" Tamao's sentenced was interrupted when the soap opera Anna was watching came back on.

Tamao sat down next to Anna like she was hypnotized. It's true. Soap operas do that you know.

"So Shannon, have you made your choice?"

"I don't know, Angel. I just don't know. I mean I have known Radz and Jasper all my life and I never thought that I would have to choose between them."

"You love them both?"

"Yes. This is too much, though"

"Shannon! What are you doing with that gun?"

"Yeah, Shannon, what are you doing with that gun?" asked Hao. Apparently he got sucked in too.

"I can't choose! I can't break a heart!! I have to solve this my way!"

"NOOO!!!"

"NOOOOO!!!!" screamed Yoh. Who else can't resist the force of a soap opera?

BANG!!!

"Shannon!"

"Shannon!" Tamao and Manta cried.

"Why must the good die young?!" Horo added to the cries.

Anna merely looked at the people that were actually taken by this dramatic show.

"Man, what a cheesy show", Ren said breaking the cries.

"My thoughts exactly" Anna said to him.

The two laughed to themselves at how stupid everyone's reaction to the show was. They stopped when they saw Hao crying.

"I'm surprised that you think that is emotional" he said.

"Hey! I may be mean. But I still have feelings too you know! Unlike some emotionless demon who's name will not be mention" Hao said while sniffed.

"Was that comment towards me?!" Ren yelled.

"Gee someone feels pretty offended. Maybe I don't know YOU ARE AN EMOTIONLESS DEMON!" Hao yelled back.

When things like this happens, it's best to sit back and relax. Things get pretty funny after they fight.

"You want to make something of this, Asakura?" challenged Ren.

"Bring it on, Tao!" Hao fired back.

'This will be interesting' Anna thought.

"Why must the good die young?" Horo shouted out of no where.

………………………………................................................................

Hao grabbed Horo's head and threw him right out the door. Ren and Hao then went outside and started to fight. Tamao followed to see if Horo was okay.

Anna's Pov

Stupid idiots. Who'll get emotional over a show? It's just a show. I mean it's not like someone's going to commit suicide just because she has to choose between guys. Love is stupid.

"It's sad how some people put pressure on someone to choose between people they love" Yoh said.

"It's sad how you actually take this seriously" I stated.

"You mean you didn't feel sad or anything?" Yoh asked.

I shook my head. "No. It's just a show. And anyway I can never get emotionally attached to someone"

"I'm sure if you-"

"No, Yoh. I can't" I said sternly. He just wasn't getting the point.

He didn't say anything. He just stared. That wasn't something normal for him. Usually after ten seconds he would smile or do his little laugh. Did I say something to offend him?

He moved closer.

"You never felt a certain way about someone?" he asked.

Where was he getting this from? Why does he care?

Whatever the reason, he was looking deep into me….his eyes…..they look so…….so warm and deep.

My thoughts were interrupted when he put his hand on my face.

"Anna. One day your going to have someone that s going to be deeply in love with you. And if I know you like I do, in your case, you'll have more than one" he started.

What did he mean by "in my case"?

"And they are going to touch you in a special way" he continued.

Touch me?

"And one day your going to have to choose" he finished.

I couldn't take it anymore. Why was he telling me this? It's not like I care!

I slapped him.

"Thanks. When I want advice, I'll ask for it" I said coldly as I walked out of the room.

"Your welcome!" he said with a smile.

I never understood Asakura Yoh. And I don't think I ever will.

That would never happen. Men falling for me? And me having to choose? Heh. What an unlikely thought.